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Rumor at MIT was if you took Pistol, Ropes, Sailing, and Fencing as PE classes you'd get your pirate's certificate. I took all 4 & then emailed the athletics director asking if it was a real thing. Sadly, no.

AND THEN THEY INSTITUTED IT FOR REAL AFTER I GRADUATED, THE BASTARDS